Sketch of the masses

So I come home from work and turn my computer on and up appears this picture someone has drawn of the geeks in the flat, their girlfriends, and other characters. Nobody is home yet, but my suspicions are it was Chris. It’s a pretty awesome drawing so do check it out 🙂

Pedazo de basura

Miguel: did you know unreal 2 ?
Miguel: about
Glutnix: yeah i know its out
Miguel: cool
Glutnix: apparently it’s too short
Miguel: really??
Glutnix: i dunno – won’t run on my piece of crap system
Miguel: :S
Miguel: heheeh
Glutnix: how do you say crap in spanish?
Miguel: basura
Glutnix: my computer is a piece of basura
Miguel: but basura means trash too
Glutnix: that’s good 🙂
Glutnix: it’s trash too 🙂
Miguel: hehehe
Glutnix: basically it needs more ram, more cpu, and a 3d card
Miguel: My computer is a piece of crap.
Mi computadora es un pedazo de basura.
Glutnix: hehehe 🙂

Mother of All SQL statements


SELECT ``. * , `regions`.`regionname` ,
MATCH (
``.name_first, ``.name_last, ``.address1, ``.address2
)
AGAINST (
' runner '
) AS relevance
FROM `regions`
INNER JOIN `` ON ( `regions`.`id` = ``.`region_id` )
WHERE (
(
``.businessflag = 0 AND ``.name_last
LIKE 'runner'
)
) OR (
(
``.businessflag = 1
) AND
MATCH (
``.name_first, ``.name_last, ``.address1, ``.address2
)
AGAINST (
'runner'
) > 0
)
HAVING relevance > 0
ORDER BY relevance DESC

OK, maybe not the mother of all SQL statements, but maybe the PHP will convince you otherwise:

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Where Glutnix comes from

Dark_Aoshi:P|Naomi:P|: why u put Glutnix
Dark_Aoshi:P|Naomi:P|: on the nick
Glutnix: you know how some software is all bloated?
Glutnix: y’know, runs really slowly for what it does?
Glutnix: well Glut means fat and bloated, nix means zero
Glutnix: so it means no bloat