I’ve got the flu i reckon. It’s been going round my circle of friends. Sheree (chris’s girlfriend) currently has the flu, and pnemonia. Mel is feeling really bad, and I spent the day with her yesterday… I think I caught it from one of them… 😛 I’m at home sitting down to try and eat a bowl of weetbix. Ugh.
Sketch of the masses
So I come home from work and turn my computer on and up appears this picture someone has drawn of the geeks in the flat, their girlfriends, and other characters. Nobody is home yet, but my suspicions are it was Chris. It’s a pretty awesome drawing so do check it out 🙂
Pedazo de basura
Miguel: did you know unreal 2 ?
Miguel: about
Glutnix: yeah i know its out
Miguel: cool
Glutnix: apparently it’s too short
Miguel: really??
Glutnix: i dunno – won’t run on my piece of crap system
Miguel: :S
Miguel: heheeh
Glutnix: how do you say crap in spanish?
Miguel: basura
Glutnix: my computer is a piece of basura
Miguel: but basura means trash too
Glutnix: that’s good 🙂
Glutnix: it’s trash too 🙂
Miguel: hehehe
Glutnix: basically it needs more ram, more cpu, and a 3d card
Miguel: My computer is a piece of crap.
Mi computadora es un pedazo de basura.
Glutnix: hehehe 🙂
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Mother of All SQL statements
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MATCH (
``.name_first, ``.name_last, ``.address1, ``.address2
)
AGAINST (
' runner '
) AS relevance
FROM `regions`
INNER JOIN `` ON ( `regions`.`id` = ``.`region_id` )
WHERE (
(
``.businessflag = 0 AND ``.name_last
LIKE 'runner'
)
) OR (
(
``.businessflag = 1
) AND
MATCH (
``.name_first, ``.name_last, ``.address1, ``.address2
)
AGAINST (
'runner'
) > 0
)
HAVING relevance > 0
ORDER BY relevance DESC
OK, maybe not the mother of all SQL statements, but maybe the PHP will convince you otherwise:
